In a dream world, I run a breakfast delivery startup that only offers breakfast burritos. The way it would work is: You text me the night before with your burrito order, your address, and the floor you live on. We agree on a delivery time, and the next morning, I show up with a t-shirt cannon and shoot the burrito through your window. You get two chances to catch your burrito. Otherwise, I block your number and you don't ever get to order from us again. I'd only serve 95 people each Sunday morning and the name of this business would be Windows 95.

When I'm not working on making that dream a reality:

I've been a copywriter at Droga5 since 2016.
I studied copywriting at VCU Brandcenter, class of 2016.
I interned as a copywriter at Cole & Weber in 2015.
I was a video editor at Team One from 2011 to 2014.
I graduated as a film major from the University of Southern California, class of 2012.

 I was on the news recently.

I was on the news recently.

 Here's a picture of me losing a half marathon to an actual little girl.

Here's a picture of me losing a half marathon to an actual little girl.